Idea blagged off

It’s the ask me three questions entry!
I’d be much obliged if anybody reading this would post three questions for me in the comments section.
I think I might be obliged enough to post answers to them.
It’d be great to see how far this questioning madness will spread, so please pass it on.
Cheers.

Since I can’t think of anything creative to write at the moment, and I know nothing more fun* than a poetry recital.
Steve Turner once wrote a delightful ditty entitled, “The Conclusion”, it goes something like this:

My love
……….she said
……….that when all’s
……….considered
……….we’re only
……….machines.

I chained
…………her to my
…………bedroom wall
…………for future use
…………and she cried.

*this is of course based on data gathered by Poetry Recital International Campaign.

Please excuse the full stops, these are used in the absense of any knowledge of how to format text in LJ it’s the only way I get the poem the same shape it appears in the book.