trouble’s quiz wotsit :)
1. Who are you? There are those who call me… Tim!
2. Where do you reside? Somewhere between here and there.
3. How long ago were you spawned? 26 years, six months and nine days ago.
4. What do you look like in human form? A Tim
5. What do you look like in non-human form? A cross between Tigger and Eeyore.
6. Are you a leaf eater, carnivore, omnivore or cannibal? Omnivore with carni tendencies
7. Who’s your favourite newsreader? Sue Lawley
8. If you could kill ONE person, who would it be? Nobody, I love everybody. Either that or I’d keep them alive for an aeon of suffering.
9. If you had ONE magic/supernatural power, what would it be? precognition
10. Would you like to be a viking? Only if I was called something like Timbo Bloodaxe.
11. Who is your favourite computer game character? Me, struggling to get out of that damned red room.
12. Have you ever wielded a flaming sword, red or blue? Probably. It’s the kind of thing that happens all the time so I tend to forget.
13. Think of your co-conspirators in life, who has accompanied you the longest? Glorious nekkidity.
14. What is your favourite violent past time? Curry
15. Small, Medium or Large? Large on principle.
16. Who is your favourite muppet? Animal
17. Have you ever left your cardigan down the back of my sofa? Never owned one.
18. Is there a reason for your existence? My parents had sex.
19. What is the name of your alias? Timbo, Tim the Enchanter, Evil Tim, Guybrush, Mr Threepwood, Mr T.
20. How would you like to die? In a way that other people will find entertaining and remember forever
21. Mary-Kate or Ashley? Ashley
22. Dragons or Dryads? DRAGONS
23. Favourite inebriating substance? Heady life itself.
24. Were you a wild child or a sweet little angel? What do you mean “were” I still am.
25. Guy or Thom? Guy
26. Anyone for jam? With those raspberry seeds made of cast iron?
27. Do you have a life plan? One day at a time sweet jeebus
28. In percentage form, please state how “shankatastic” you are. Sixty Nine!
29. cucumber + helicopter = evil shower.
30. NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnI? Stop saying “it”!