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Fabulous Filter Fompetition First Phase Final Fentries

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Happy Birthday

Many happy returns!
I hope today brings you everything you desire.

In other news:
Bidding has now closed for Phase One…
Final entry list to follow shortly.

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Competition Phase One Entry List

Below are the Phase One entries for my fabulous filter using competition:

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Continuing yesterday’s coffee theme

SCANDAL!
Our local Kwik Save (cheap supermarket) has just been replace with a Somerfield (cheap supermarket).
The Kwik Save was the only local shop that sold filter papers, 40 for 59p. I went in this morning as I passed to see if this vital item of stock had been preserved in the change over. To my relief, there were the green packets on the shelf in the beverage shelves. The feeling of dread that had been building melted away, only to be replaced by one of outrage as I approached the shelves. 89 pence per box of forty filters! A fifty percent mark up! I still can’t think straight. What am I going to do?

In other news:
Yesterday’s competition is still in it’s first phase, please come and have a go.

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An exciting competition for you all

Tonight marks the start of a new era.
I’ve been waitng for this day for a week or so now.
Tonight, I finally opened a shiny new packet of eighty coffee filters.
There are two marvellous prizes up for grabs.

The first goes to whoever guesses in the comments, before the end of this week, upon what date I will use filter number eighty.
If you catch this entry too late to enter, fear not – there is another chance to win!
Prize number two goes to the person who leaves a comment nearest to the actual time I use filter number eighty.
See, exciting, and long running.

Winners will be announced on that fateful day, and must be prepared to email me with their address so I can stalk^H^H^H^H^H send them their prizes.

In other news: it rained today.

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A fantastic first attempt

How Your LJ Friends Will Die by princessluvie
Username
Shoe Size
Favorite Snack
Eaten by an evil hat jeb_
On September 14, 2065
Attacked by rabid squirrels eowynr
On April 11, 2070
Brains fed upon by zombies nephratari
On April 22, 2066
Sacrificed to the Monkey God thirdgrader
On March 16, 2049
Percentage of LJ friends who think that you did it: 100%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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same thing we do every day, Pinky…

You As A Serial Killer
LJ Username  
Favorite number 
Color you look best in 
You kill _______ people  3769
Your method:  You hang them, making sure they don’t break their necks so they choke to death
After they’re dead, you  Eat them
Your partner in crime  bluskyz75
You get caught and spend _____ years in prison  62
After you get out, you  take over the world
This cool quiz by nardaviel – Taken 11 Times.

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*Sniggers*

You are 44% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You’ll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I’m givin’ her all she’s got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

edit: I feel due an extra point or two because I edited the html so it worked better.

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